Got a thing for dry, cutting sarcasm? Unless you order this officially licensed "House" t shirt, we'll be forced to conclude YOU'RE FAKING! The black cotton tee features one of House's most quotable patient briefings: "We have to remove your whole head." (Don't worry. It doesn't hurt!) It's a must own for legit fans of the hit Fox comedy. Black 100% Cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More House items: House Merchandise