An entertaining, relatable ode to aging?full of hilarious mental bloopers of poets, presidents, and Nobel Prize winners. 365 days of humorous quotes, jokes, and facts on the upsides of aging: It?s good to have a short memory because it keeps life fresh. ?journalist Mark Bittman. And the downsides: After 30, a body has a mind of its own. ?actor Bette Midler. With anecdotes: Sir Isaac Newton?s maid once found him in the kitchen, standing in front of a pot of boiling water that contained his watch, while his hand held an egg. And facts: The rate of cognitive decline is slower among lifelong readers (another good reason to find those glasses). The perfect gift for what?s-his-name!*Small but impactful, this desk calendar is perfect to brighten up even the smallest of spaces offering a pop of personality and quick monthly reference. Fresh, fun, and exceptionally stylish, this calendar features a built-in easel and is perfect for display on even the most space-challenged desktop, table, or bookshelf. Challenge yourself throughout the year or give this calendar as a gift to a friend.*<ul><li>Popular calendar title</li><li>Printed on FSC-certified paper</li><li>Features built-in recyclable easel</li><li>Calendar is 100% recyclable</li><li>Pages double as notepaper</li><li>Easy tear-off pages</li><li>Dimensions: 5.38 x 5.38 in</li><li>365 Day timespan</li><li>Daily pages with combined weekends</li><li>Contains 320 Pages</li><li>Perfect for the desk or tabletop</li><li>Available in multiple formats</li></ul>
